So I literally just gave the worst presentation of my life. There was stuttering, shaking and a whole lot of nervous sweat. But don’t worry guys, I stayed true to form and made a spectacle of myself by tripping over a power cord and landing gracelessly on my face. And of course I chose today of all days to wear a dress.
So to cope with my blunders I’ve decided to describe my life through a series of sub-par Regular Show gifs that I’ve sourced from the lovely people of tumblr instead of sharing a 750 mL bottle of wine with myself.
It’s like a buzzfeed article, but worse.
this is how I feel half an hour after my first coffee
this is how much I always regret getting a second cup
and on the off chance that I was dumb enough to get a third cup I feel like this
this is how I feel when I’m riding the curve up to the top:
this is how I feel about taking four labs in one semester
this is how I think I’m going to dress when I go to school
what I actually look like
When February hits, my study habits will manifest into paper shredding
and my test scores will start to look like this
Also, to the ickle firsties that refuse to shower in my 100-level lectures
and the three stages I go through in my head when my prof disses that snarky kid in the front row
what I thought I’d be doing with my friends in university
what we end up doing
the idea that I have to graduate soon should make me feel like this
and just because this gif is so great, and this truly describes what I am currently going through: this is what the rest of my undergrad degree is probably going to look like